Puns Dad Jokes

What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?

Cool Ranch!

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile!

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.