Puns Dad Jokes

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a criminal going down the stairs?

Condescending.

What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes?

Douglas.

I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Why does Han Solo like gum?

It's chewy!

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.