Puns Dad Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

What don't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig.

What do I look like?

A JOKE MACHINE!?

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A blood orange.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.