Puns Dad Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

How does a train eat?

It goes chew, chew.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!