Puns Dad Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.