Puns Dad Jokes

What kind of music do welders like?

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

What did the shy pebble wish for?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What is the hardest part about sky diving?