Puns Dad Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

How do you make the number one disappear?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

What do you call someone with no nose?

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?