Puns Dad Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemonaid.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.