Puns Dad Jokes

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

What type of music do balloons hate?

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

Did you hear the news?

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?