Puns Dad Jokes

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house.