Puns Dad Jokes

How much does a hipster weigh?

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos.

What do you do when your bunny gets wet?

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.