Puns Dad Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable.

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.