Puns Dad Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

Why did the tailor get fired from the restaurant?

Why did the geometry teacher miss class?

Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?

Why did the broom get a promotion?

Why did the smartphone need glasses?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the electrician close his shop?