Puns Dad Jokes

Why did the librarian get kicked off the airplane?

It was overbooked.

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Why did the computer go fishing?

To catch some bytes.

What do you call a hen looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Why did the lemon go to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling well.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Why did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two.

Why did the skeleton skip the party?

He had no body to go with.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A cat-astrophe.

Why did the yoga instructor get fired from the bakery?

She kept telling everyone to find their inner piece.