School Dad Jokes

Why did the art teacher get promoted?

She could draw conclusions.

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Write on!

Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal?

He'd have to convert.

Why did the student take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.

Why did the globe feel dizzy at school?

The teacher kept making it spin.

Why was the library so tall?

It had the most stories.

Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why was the school cafeteria clock always slow?

It kept going back four seconds.

What do history teachers and trees have in common?

They both focus on their roots.

Why did the English teacher go to court?

She lost her case — and her briefcase.