School Dad Jokes

Why did the globe feel dizzy at school?

The teacher kept making it spin.

Why was the library so tall?

It had the most stories.

Why do algebra teachers make great dancers?

They know all the right moves — and the variables.

Why did the science teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Why was the school cafeteria clock always slow?

It kept going back four seconds.

Why did the student bring a magnifying glass to school?

To make his grades look bigger.

What do history teachers and trees have in common?

They both focus on their roots.

Why did the English teacher go to court?

She lost her case — and her briefcase.

Why did the student stare at the orange juice carton?

It said concentrate.

Why did the eraser feel important?

Because without it, every mistake would be permanent.