Science Dad Jokes

What did the lab notebook say to the scientist?

You can always count on me — I've got your data.

Why did the scientist name their dog Kelvin?

Because it's an absolute unit.

What did the Bunsen burner say to the beaker?

You crack me up — but you're the one who's always boiling over.

Why did the glacier move so slowly?

It had too much ice-olation to deal with.

What did the excited electron shout?

I'm so pumped — I just jumped to a higher level!

Why couldn't the atom trust the quark?

Because quarks come in strange flavors.

Why did the cell go to therapy?

It had trouble with its nucleus — too many unresolved issues at its core.

What did the mass spectrometer say to the molecule?

I'll break you down and figure out what you're made of.

Why do bacteria never win at poker?

Because someone always calls their bluff culture.

What did the volcano say to its partner?

I lava you so much.