Science Dad Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why did the fungus get invited to every party?

Because it's a real fungi.

What did the entropy say to the scientist?

Things between us are getting disordered.

Why don't physicists trust stairs?

Because they're always up to something — and it takes work against gravity.

What did the scientist say when they found two isotopes of helium?

HeHe.

Why was the pH paper such a good detective?

It could tell if something was basic right away.

What did the geologist say to the comedian?

Your jokes areite — as in they rock.

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

They can wear their genes.

What did the catalyst say at the meeting?

Let's speed things up without getting consumed by the process.

Why did the mitochondria start a business?

It had the power to be the cell's entrepreneur.