Technology Dad Jokes

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer.