Technology Dad Jokes

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.