Technology Dad Jokes

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31.

What goes after USA?

USB.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.