Technology Dad Jokes

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.