Technology Dad Jokes

Why did the programmer quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why don't robots ever panic?

They have nerves of steel — literally.

What do you call a laptop on the beach?

A Dell rolling in the deep — sand.

Why did the Wi-Fi break up with the router?

There was no connection anymore.

Why was the smartphone wearing glasses?

It lost all its contacts.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A-Dell.

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It had a virus.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

How do trees access the internet?

They log in.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

They both become useless when you open windows.