Technology Dad Jokes

What do you call a nervous USB stick?

A flash drive — it panics in a flash.

Why did the computer go to music school?

To improve its algorithm.

What does a tech support agent say at a funeral?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why was the keyboard feeling tired?

It had too many shifts.

Why did the database administrator leave the restaurant?

He didn't like the table joins.

What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?

Dead Siri-ous.

Why did the computer freeze?

It left its Windows open.

What did the spider do on the computer?

Made a website.

Why did the developer go broke?

He used up all his cache.

What's a computer's favorite snack?

Microchips.