Technology Dad Jokes

Why did the cloud break up with the hard drive?

It needed more space.

Why did the IT guy go to the eye doctor?

He couldn't C sharp.

What do you call a group of helpful monitors?

A screen team.

Why did the coder bring a broom to work?

To clean up his code.

What did one Bluetooth speaker say to the other?

I feel a real connection between us.

Why did the cursor get promoted?

It was always on point.

What do you call a nervous USB stick?

A flash drive — it panics in a flash.

Why did the computer go to music school?

To improve its algorithm.

What does a tech support agent say at a funeral?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why was the keyboard feeling tired?

It had too many shifts.