Food Dad Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why can't eggs have love?

They will break up too soon.

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

What is bread's favorite number?

Leaven.

What did the piece of bread say to the knife?

Butter me up.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He was not "peeling" well.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why don't sharks eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

Why was ten scared of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.