Food Dad Jokes

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple?

Finding half a worm in your Apple.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why can't eggs have love?

They will break up too soon.

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

What is bread's favorite number?

Leaven.

What did the piece of bread say to the knife?

Butter me up.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He was not "peeling" well.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.