Food Dad Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

What do you call a line of people waiting to buy sausage?

A link queue.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.

Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't oysters share?

Because they're shellfish.

What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.