Food Dad Jokes

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup.

Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world?

It was Legend-dairy!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

A: Pasta la vista, baby!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!