Food Dad Jokes

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

How do robots eat guacamole?

With computer chips.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What does an angry pepper do?

It gets jalapeño face.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?

Ketchup.