Food Dad Jokes

What did the blueberry say to the raspberry at the smoothie bar?

"Quit being so seedy — blend in for once!"

Why did the ramen refuse to retire?

It said it still had too much broth left in the tank.

What did the mayo say when the fridge door opened?

"Close the door — I'm dressing!"

Why couldn't the pepperoni keep a secret?

Because everything it said was a pizza the conversation.

What did the eggplant say during the talent show?

"I'm kind of a big dill around here."

Why did the waffle break up with the pancake?

It said, "You're too flat — I need someone with more depth."

What did the soup say to the sandwich at the diner?

"We make a great combo — I'm the broth and you're the bread winner."

Why did the lasagna go to therapy?

It had too many layers to unpack.

What did the lime say when the lemon took credit for the margarita?

"That's the zest of my work you're squeezing in on!"

Why was the garlic bread so popular at school?

It was always toasty and never crusty with anyone.