Food Dad Jokes

What do you call a sleeping pizza?

A pizz-zzza.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing.

What did the waiter say to the horse?

"I can't take your order — that's a stable diet."

Why did the scarecrow become a chef?

Because he was outstanding in his field — of corn.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

It let out a little wine.

Why did the baker go to therapy?

He had too many emotional breakdowns — and not enough breakdowns of flour.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice.

What did the butter say to the bread on Valentine's Day?

"You're my butter half."

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

It was on a roll.

What did the gingerbread man use to make his bed?

Cookie sheets.