Sports Dad Jokes

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.