Sports Dad Jokes

What did the tennis ball say to the racket?

You really hit me hard — I'm still bouncing back.

Why don't sprinters ever get locked out?

They always carry a running start.

What position does a ghost play in hockey?

Ghoulie.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why was the baseball stadium so hot?

All the fans left.

What do you call a basketball player who misses every shot?

A brick layer.

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

He wanted to tie the score.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.