Sports Dad Jokes

Why don't rugby players ever get cold?

They're always surrounded by try lines.

What did the bowling pins say when they saw the ball coming?

Let's split!

Why did the bicycle fall over at the finish line?

It was two-tired.

Why are track athletes bad at keeping secrets?

They're always running their mouths.

Why did the volleyball player join the Marines?

She heard they needed a good serve.

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.

Why did the archer break up with her bow?

She felt like he was always stringing her along.

What do you call a referee who works at a bakery?

A roll model.

Why are swimmers such great party guests?

They always dive right in.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.