Sports Dad Jokes

Why did the gymnast bring a ladder to practice?

She wanted to raise the bar.

What did the hockey puck say to the stick?

Quit pushing me around!

Why was the fencing champion always calm?

She knew how to handle the pressure — one point at a time.

Why don't rugby players ever get cold?

They're always surrounded by try lines.

What did the bowling pins say when they saw the ball coming?

Let's split!

Why did the bicycle fall over at the finish line?

It was two-tired.

Why are track athletes bad at keeping secrets?

They're always running their mouths.

Why did the volleyball player join the Marines?

She heard they needed a good serve.

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.

Why did the archer break up with her bow?

She felt like he was always stringing her along.