Sports Dad Jokes

Why did the shot putter go into therapy?

He had trouble letting things go.

Why did the cricket player open a bakery?

He was known for his great batter.

Why did the figure skater become an editor?

She was amazing at cutting and spinning.

Why was the relay team great at cooking?

They knew how to pass the baton — and the butter.

What do you call a surfer who works in tech?

A web surfer.

Why did the pole vaulter become a real estate agent?

He was great at clearing high bars.

Why did the diver always win arguments?

He had the best points of entry.

Why did the catcher go to music school?

He was great at catching pitches.

What do you call a snowboarder who tells jokes?

A slope comedian.

Why did the marathoner get promoted?

He was always going the extra mile.