Sports Dad Jokes

Why are baseball games at night?

Because bats sleep during the day.

Why did the football go to the bank?

Because it wanted to get its quarter back.

Why did the weightlifter always do well in school?

He could handle any heavy subject.

What do you call a fish that plays basketball?

A slam dunk-er fish.

Why did the skier bring a notebook to the mountain?

To go over the runs.

Why was the rowing team so good at exams?

They always pulled together.

Why did the wrestler become a comedian?

He could always pin down a good joke.

Why did the shot putter go into therapy?

He had trouble letting things go.

Why did the cricket player open a bakery?

He was known for his great batter.

Why did the figure skater become an editor?

She was amazing at cutting and spinning.