Sports Dad Jokes

Why did the baseball player get arrested at the store?

He was caught stealing second.

Why was the ping pong player a great employee?

He always knew how to rally the team.

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

Why do bowling pins have such a tough life?

They're always getting knocked down but expected to bounce back.

Why did the hockey player open a bakery?

He was great at icing.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing — they fast.

Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why was the soccer field always wet?

Because the players kept dribbling on it.

Why did the tennis player bring a fan to the match?

Because she wanted more love in the stands.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.