Sports Dad Jokes

Why was the rock climber such a good storyteller?

He always knew how to build up to a cliffhanger.

What do you call a swimmer who just got out of a relationship?

Back in the dating pool.

Why did the badminton player bring a suitcase to practice?

She heard they'd be working on their shuttles.

Why did the marathon runner go to the eye doctor?

He couldn't see the finish line.

What do you call a karate champion who works at a deli?

A black belt in cold cuts.

Why did the volleyball player join the fire department?

She was amazing at setting things up.

Why did the scuba diver get bad grades in sports?

Because he was always below C level.

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch you later!

Why did the basketball team adopt a dog?

They needed a little help with their rebounding.

Why was the scarecrow good at lacrosse?

He was outstanding in his field.