Sports Dad Jokes

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch you later!

Why did the basketball team adopt a dog?

They needed a little help with their rebounding.

Why was the scarecrow good at lacrosse?

He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the baseball player get arrested at the store?

He was caught stealing second.

Why was the ping pong player a great employee?

He always knew how to rally the team.

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

Why do bowling pins have such a tough life?

They're always getting knocked down but expected to bounce back.

Why did the hockey player open a bakery?

He was great at icing.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing — they fast.

Why did the golfer bring an extra shirt?

In case he got a hole in one.