Work Dad Jokes

Why did the accountant always look tired?

Because they lost their balance.

What did the filing cabinet say during the earthquake?

I'm really shaken but still organized!

Why did the employee bring binoculars to the meeting?

They heard it was about long-range planning.

What do you call a coworker who steals office supplies?

A staple offender.

Why did the marketing team go to the gym?

To work on their brand stretching.

What did the elevator say to its coworkers?

I'm tired of people pushing my buttons.

Why did the janitor get promoted to CEO?

Because he really cleaned up in business.

What do you call a meeting that starts on time?

A myth.

Why did the office plant get employee of the month?

Because it had great growth potential.

What did the sticky note say when it got promoted?

I've really stuck with this company!