Work Dad Jokes

What did the to-do list say at the end of the day?

I'm still not over you — you didn't cross me off.

Why did the conference call break up with video chat?

It said you're always freezing on me at the worst moments.

What did the parking lot say to the employees?

I've got a lot of space for you — if you arrive early enough.

Why did the quarterly report go to the gym?

It needed to work on its figures.

What did the watercooler say during the office renovation?

Don't worry about me — I can handle the pressure.

Why did the job candidate bring a pencil to the interview?

They wanted to draw on their experience.

What did the manager say about the team-building exercise?

It really brought everyone to the table — mostly because there was free pizza.

Why did the new hire sit on the clock?

They wanted to be on top of their time management.

What did the overworked laptop say to the charger?

You really keep me going — I'd be dead without you.

Why did the office supply closet win employee of the month?

It was always well-stocked and never took a day off the shelf.