Work Dad Jokes

Why did the job candidate bring a pencil to the interview?

What did the manager say about the team-building exercise?

Why did the new hire sit on the clock?

What did the overworked laptop say to the charger?

Why did the office supply closet win employee of the month?

What did the CEO tell the team about the company retreat?

Why did the employee eat their lunch at their desk?

What did the sticky note say to the monitor?

Why did the marketing team go to the bakery?

Why did the freelancer bring a blanket to the coffee shop?