Work Dad Jokes

What did the budget say to the department head?

Why was the office chair always promoted?

What did the Wi-Fi say to the new employee?

Why did the HR manager bring a fishing rod to work?

What did the deadline say to the procrastinator?

Why did the keynote speaker bring bread to the conference?

What did the manager say about the new open floor plan?

Why did the printer go to the doctor?

What did the CEO say when the elevator broke?

Why did the whiteboard feel so accomplished?