Work Dad Jokes

What did the project manager say to the Gantt chart?

I think we need to bar some of these tasks from the schedule.

Why did the coffee file a complaint with HR?

It was tired of being mugged every morning.

What did the resume say to the job posting?

I think we're a perfect match — on paper, at least.

Why was the meeting room always cold?

Too many frozen assets in there.

What did the stapler say to the paper?

Let's stick together through this project.

Why did the intern bring a ladder to work?

They heard the job had a lot of upward mobility.

What did the email say to the spam folder?

I can't believe you filtered me out of your life.

Why do office workers make great comedians?

They always deliver on deadlines.

What did the boss say when the calendar app crashed?

Looks like we have an opening.

Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy?

It had too many unresolved cells.