Work Dad Jokes

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satis-factory.

Why do nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening?

It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

Why did the miner get fired from his job?

He took it for granite...

What did the sea say to the sand?

"We have to stop meeting like this."

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.