Family Dad Jokes

What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano?

I lava you!

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Because its parents were in a jam!

What's the difference between a poorly dressed kid and a well-dressed parent?

About thirty minutes of arguing!

Why did the family sit on the clock?

They wanted to be a family of four... o'clock!

What did the grape say when the whole family stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Why do mothers always win at poker?

Because they always know when you're bluffing about brushing your teeth!

Why are dad jokes so reliable?

Because they're full of pop culture!

What did the mama buffalo say when her boy left for college?

Bison!

Why do siblings make terrible secret agents?

Because they're always telling on each other!

What do you call a grandfather clock?

An old timer!