Technology jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

How do robots eat guacamole?

With computer chips.

Why was the robot angry?

Because someone kept pressing his buttons!

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.