Books jokes

Why was the thesaurus always invited to parties?

It always knew the right words to say — and their synonyms!

What did the librarian say when the books were messy?

We need to get our shelves together!

Why did the autobiography feel lonely?

It was too self-centered!

What do you call a literary cat?

A paw-et!

Why did the author always write in the garden?

She wanted to work on her plot!

What do you call a book about gravity that you finished in one sitting?

Impossible to put down!

Why did the mystery novel win the cooking contest?

It had the best plot twist!

What do you call a book that takes forever to finish itself?

A long-running series!