Puns jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that writes poetry?

A veloci-rhymer.

Why did the quilt go to college?

It wanted a higher degree of comfort.

What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

Hoo-dini.

Why did the razor go to school?

To get a little sharper.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

Why did the tree fail its driver's test?

It kept branching off.

What do you call a noodle that's always telling the truth?

An honest-a pasta.

Why did the clock get hired immediately?

It had a lot of hands-on experience.