Medical jokes

What did the X-ray say to the broken leg?

I can see right through you.

Why did the chiropractor make a great politician?

He knew how to work the system — one vertebra at a time.

What did the allergist say to the anxious patient?

Don't worry, I'll get to the root of your reaction.

Why did the gastroenterologist write a memoir?

He had a real gut feeling about it.

What do you call a doctor who treats Transformers?

An auto-immune specialist.

Why did the ENT doctor love sailing?

He was always in-ear-ested in the canal.

What did the ophthalmologist say to the indecisive patient?

You really need to focus.

Why are pediatricians always so cheerful?

Because their work is child's play.