Science jokes

Why did the speed of light get a speeding ticket?

It went 299,792,458 in a 65 zone — but argued it was just doing what came naturally.

What did the beaker say to the Erlenmeyer flask?

"I see right through you — you're not as well-rounded as you think."

Why did the comet break up with the asteroid?

It said, "I need space, and you're too dense for me."

What did the astronaut say after their first day on the space station?

"The job has no atmosphere, but the views are out of this world."

Why was the lab centrifuge such a good therapist?

It helped everyone separate their issues.

What did the calcium say to the oxygen and the nitrogen?

Together we spell CaON — but honestly, I think we're a CON.