Ocean jokes

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing, it just waved — but the pirate took a bow.

Why did the pirate buy an eye patch on sale?

It was a great see-through deal.

What's a pirate's worst nightmare at a restaurant?

A sunken chest — with no gold, just the buffet.

Why did the pirate refuse to say the alphabet?

Because he kept getting lost at C.

What do you call a pirate who skips class?

Captain Hooky.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in a snowbank?

Shiver me timbers!

How do pirates prefer to communicate?

Aye to aye.