Sports jokes

Why did the snowboarder open a coffee shop?

He was tired of all the moguls and wanted grounds to chill.

Why did the fencer refuse to argue?

He didn't see the point.

Why do rugby players make great friends?

They really know how to support you in a scrum.

Why was the rock climber such a good storyteller?

He always knew how to build up to a cliffhanger.

What do you call a swimmer who just got out of a relationship?

Back in the dating pool.

Why did the badminton player bring a suitcase to practice?

She heard they'd be working on their shuttles.

Why did the marathon runner go to the eye doctor?

He couldn't see the finish line.