Animals jokes

Why did the sheep get detention?

It was always baaad in class.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A neigh-bor.

What's a cat's favorite color?

Purrr-ple.

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.

What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?

A Bronto-snorus.

Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a really cold dog sitting on a rabbit?

A chili dog on a bun.

Why are dogs such bad dancers?

They have two left feet.

What do you call a bear stuck in the rain with no umbrella?

A drizzly bear.