Gardening jokes

Why did the tree feel embarrassed at the garden party?

It was caught with its plants down!

What did the dandelion say to the lawn mower?

You really cut me down to size!

Why did the vine refuse to let go of the fence?

It was too attached!

What do you call a plant that goes to the gym?

A muscle sprout!

Why did the compost win the award?

Because it was outstanding in breaking down barriers!

What do you call a philosophical bush?

A hedge of reason!

Why did the gardener wear a crown?

He was the king of the soil — a real dirt-ator!

What do you call a garden snail that hitches a ride on a turtle?

A shell-ebrity!