Gardening jokes

Why did the rose go on a date with the thorn?

It found him very a-prick-iate!

What do you call a garden full of math teachers?

A square root garden!

Why did the weed go to law school?

It was great at passing the bar — and every crack in the sidewalk!

What do you call a lazy flower bed?

A bloom couch!

Why did the sunflower go to the principal's office?

It wouldn't stop photobombing!

What do you call a garden with no weeds?

Un-be-leaf-able!

What's a gardener's favorite novel?

War and Peas!

Why do flowers always drive so fast?

They put the petal to the metal!