Space jokes

What do you call a nervous planet?

Saturn — because it's always got rings around it!

Why did the astronaut put beef on the asteroid?

He wanted a little meteor!

What did the Milky Way say to the Andromeda galaxy?

Stop being so distant — let's merge sometime!

Why did the black hole do so well at work?

It was great at pulling things together!

What do you call a planet that sings country music?

Nep-tune!

Why did the rocket fail its driving test?

It kept spacing out!

What do you call a space detective?

A stargazer with a case!

Why was the asteroid so good at baseball?

It always made an impact!